Monday 15 September 2014

Political Parties

The Civilian Party polices
- Defend the traditional institution of marriage as the union between one man and one volumetric flask.

Hold on a national referendum on the value of referenda.

Alleviate poverty amongst children by giving every poverty-stricken child a llama as a means to a basic income.

Make Wellington airport safer by moving it to Christchurch.

Ice cream.

How to set up a political party.

There are certain requirements that all political parties must adhere to in order to apply for and maintain their party registrations. They are:
  1. An acceptable party name (and any abbreviation).
  2. Satisfactory evidence of at least 500 eligible members.
  3. Statutory declarations from its party secretary concerning membership, intention to contest general elections and advising of any component parties.
  4. Party membership rules showing what is required for current financial membership, and candidate selection rules which provide for the democratic involvement of members in the process.
  5. An auditor (or person who has agreed to be auditor when the party is registered).
  6. A party secretary with a postal address and contact details.
  7. Either the secretary, or a sitting MP who is a current financial member of the party, to make the application.
  8. $500 application fee.
My party - The New Zealand Party Of New Zealand.

HEALTH - Up to the age of 14 doctor visits are free.

EDUCATION - No more than 25 students in a class. 

DEFENCE - If any policeman gets hurt (on the job) their doctor fees are free.

ELDERLY - If you are older than 85 you will get $1000 to maintain your health.

ENVIRONMENT -  No more cutting down trees (unless you really need to)

BUSINESS - Everyone over the age of 25 needs to gave a paying job.

SPORT - Until you reach year 7 you must do at least one sport a year.

FOOD - Cut down on fast food companies to reduce obeseness in NZ.

ANIMALS - No animal abuse what so ever!

 

1 comment:

  1. I think that you elderly policy is really good and thought well I think that it will help the elderly when they get $1000 to maintain their heath. I think that your environment is good but do you mean that people can't cut down trees down anywhere or do you mean in forests? Can people cut trees down on their properties?.

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