An annoying boss, a bikini, and a fake illness.
Work, work and work is all I seem to do now days and I hate it. To make matters worse I have the MOST ANNOYING boss out. Last week I tried to pull a no show, but that failed as Mr Cowdry watches our every move 24/7. He says its an efficient way to know where we are and to make sure we're not running late. Theres only one thing left to do... its time to fake an illness! But which one? Vomiting and diarrhoea sounds a bit OTT hmmm I got it, sore throat and blocked nose sounds great! I call Mr Cowdry and explain my dilemma and hang up immediately, I didn't really want to hear what he had to say. Now that I'm free for the day I think I'll hit the beach and try out my new bikini. I arrive at the beach and dive into the water, as I come up for a breath I turn back and see Mr Cowdry, I dive right back under and try to swim back without being caught. After all he might be the most annoying boss out there, but he did give me my job.
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