Thief 1: hurry up oi we don't have much time.
Thief 2: well this isn't the easiest to steal! It's got one of those immobiliser things.
Thief 1: Well how else are we going to get to the party? The parts starts in 30mins.
Thief 2: Oooh that Mazda Atenza looks like a sweet ride!
Thief 1: You reckon aye. Lets get it!
Thief 2: Stay on the look out and I'll hot wire it!
Thief 1: Sweet as.
Thief 2: Okay I got it! Get in quick
Thief 1: STEP ON IT! The party starts in ten.
Thief 2: Can you turn the radio on? I wanna listen to some Jay Z
Thief 1: You listen to that?!
Thursday, 29 May 2014
Wednesday, 28 May 2014
NZ Stats
Find a NZ statistic on each of the following:
- obesity
Almost one in three adults (aged 15 years and over) are obese (31%), a further 34% are overweight in NZ
- smoking
Around 5,000 people die each year in NZ because of smoking or second hand smoke exposure. Thats 13 people a day.
- cancer
- obesity
Almost one in three adults (aged 15 years and over) are obese (31%), a further 34% are overweight in NZ
- smoking
Around 5,000 people die each year in NZ because of smoking or second hand smoke exposure. Thats 13 people a day.
- cancer
Every day around 51 people are diagnosed with cancer in New Zealand and there are 22 cancer deaths.
- ExerciseWomen aged 65 years and over are less likely to be physically active and more likely to be sedentary than women aged under 65 years
- Languages
In 2013, the most commonly spoken languages after English were Māori, Samoan, Hindi, Northern Chinese, French, and Yue (Cantonese).
In 2013, the most commonly spoken languages after English were Māori, Samoan, Hindi, Northern Chinese, French, and Yue (Cantonese).
- Sport A lot more men (29 percent) belong to sports clubs than women (16 percent). Young adults (18-24-year-olds) are more likely to belong to a sports club than older people (20 percent).
- Computers 37 percent of New Zealand households had access to the Internet, and 96 percent had access to a telephone.
- Earthquakes
Christchurch retail activity rose strongly in the June 2012 quarter, as a result of rises in both retail trade, and accommodation and food services.
- WeatherWinter daytime maximum air temperatures range from 12°C to 17°C.
Monday, 26 May 2014
Sunday, 25 May 2014
Miss C has a eye problem
Miss C's conversation with the Dr
Dr Mike: "How are you with morning? Why have you come to see me?"
Miss C: "I have come to see you this morning because I have a bright red blob on my left eye, it doesn't hurt but I don't know how it happened or what to do. I was hoping you could help me."
Dr Mike: "Hmm can I have a look?"
*Dr mike looking at Miss C's eye*
Dr Mike: "It looks like you might have Subconjunctival hemorrhage. This is caused by a small bleed behind the conjunctiva.
Miss C: "Oh, why did this happen? Do I need any treatment?"
Dr Mike: "Well usually no treatment is needed. Aspirin and Ibrufon should be avoided, but please try to avoid touching and rubbing your eye as it can worsen this. If you want I can prescribe Artificial Tears."
Miss C: "Yes please I would like that! I have been sick over the last week, does that have anything to do with my eye problem?"
Dr Mike: "Have you been coughing lately?"
Miss C: "Yes, I have, does this have something to do with this?"
Dr Mike: "Yes, coughing can also have a small part if this condition."
Miss C: "Ok then, thank you. I have one more question"
Dr Mike: "Yes whats that?"
Miss C: "How long will I have this?"
Dr Mike: "You will have this for about 2 weeks, if this stays longer please come back and see me!"
Miss C: "Ok thank you very much!"
Dr Mike: "You're most welcome!!"
Dr Mike: "How are you with morning? Why have you come to see me?"
Miss C: "I have come to see you this morning because I have a bright red blob on my left eye, it doesn't hurt but I don't know how it happened or what to do. I was hoping you could help me."
Dr Mike: "Hmm can I have a look?"
*Dr mike looking at Miss C's eye*
Dr Mike: "It looks like you might have Subconjunctival hemorrhage. This is caused by a small bleed behind the conjunctiva.
Miss C: "Oh, why did this happen? Do I need any treatment?"
Dr Mike: "Well usually no treatment is needed. Aspirin and Ibrufon should be avoided, but please try to avoid touching and rubbing your eye as it can worsen this. If you want I can prescribe Artificial Tears."
Miss C: "Yes please I would like that! I have been sick over the last week, does that have anything to do with my eye problem?"
Dr Mike: "Have you been coughing lately?"
Miss C: "Yes, I have, does this have something to do with this?"
Dr Mike: "Yes, coughing can also have a small part if this condition."
Miss C: "Ok then, thank you. I have one more question"
Dr Mike: "Yes whats that?"
Miss C: "How long will I have this?"
Dr Mike: "You will have this for about 2 weeks, if this stays longer please come back and see me!"
Miss C: "Ok thank you very much!"
Dr Mike: "You're most welcome!!"
Thursday, 22 May 2014
Wednesday, 21 May 2014
Short Story
I need to include:
- Identical twins
- A party invitation
- A locked closet
It was friday morning and two identical twins, Chloe and Bella were throwing a party for their 16th birthday. It was a normal day and the wind was calmly blowing, until.. As the twins were handing out the invitations they came across and interesting looking girl, she had hair as black as night and eyes as blue as the Indian Ocean, she was sitting by herself dazing into the the distance, Chloe and Bella felt sorry for her so they gave her an invitation not knowing who she is.
By now it was friday night, all the guests arrives on time but not, that odd girl, 30 minutes went past, then a hour, but still no sign of that girl. 2 hours later that girl shows up, she went straight into the lounge and sat on the couch and didn't move until she saw a locked closet. She saw a chance and then took it. She steadily walked up to the closet in a ghostly manner, when she was close enough her eyes turned green and suddenly in a blink of an eye, the inside of the closet was glowing, she opened it and walked in. From that day on no one had never sighted the odd girl.
- Identical twins
- A party invitation
- A locked closet
It was friday morning and two identical twins, Chloe and Bella were throwing a party for their 16th birthday. It was a normal day and the wind was calmly blowing, until.. As the twins were handing out the invitations they came across and interesting looking girl, she had hair as black as night and eyes as blue as the Indian Ocean, she was sitting by herself dazing into the the distance, Chloe and Bella felt sorry for her so they gave her an invitation not knowing who she is.
By now it was friday night, all the guests arrives on time but not, that odd girl, 30 minutes went past, then a hour, but still no sign of that girl. 2 hours later that girl shows up, she went straight into the lounge and sat on the couch and didn't move until she saw a locked closet. She saw a chance and then took it. She steadily walked up to the closet in a ghostly manner, when she was close enough her eyes turned green and suddenly in a blink of an eye, the inside of the closet was glowing, she opened it and walked in. From that day on no one had never sighted the odd girl.
Monday, 19 May 2014
GeoGuesser
GeoGuesser
This is game based on finding where you are anywhere in the world just by looking at a picture from google images. What you do is, you look at the picture on your screen and then you guess where you are, one you have guessed where you are you look at the map and then click on the country. Tip: When you are looking at your picture, look for a person or a sign, if theres a sign read what it says and google it.
Have fun playing :)
This is game based on finding where you are anywhere in the world just by looking at a picture from google images. What you do is, you look at the picture on your screen and then you guess where you are, one you have guessed where you are you look at the map and then click on the country. Tip: When you are looking at your picture, look for a person or a sign, if theres a sign read what it says and google it.
Have fun playing :)
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